It must be Saint Patrick’s Day, for Guinness, that quintessentially
Irish institution by the Liffey, has been busily running ads. “Make
Saint Patrick’s Day a real holiday,” one instructs, “give gifts,” predictably
twelve-packs of Guinness. Political correctness controls yet another
ad. One man says to another “ye know, it might not be a good idea to
drink a six-pack of Guinness at one time,” and the other responds in that
typically Dublin idiom, probably lost on American audiences, “brilliant!”
Brilliant indeed, both to make Saint Patrick’s Day a real holy day and not
to despoil it by drinking a six-pack of Guinness. For too long Patrick’s
children have been tarred with that black brush. I have never been, nor am I in my old age, averse to a pint of
good Guinness; what Dubliner could be (though I do draw the line at taste-destroying
green beer.) I am averse only to the suggestion that the way to make
Patrick’s feast day a real holiday is to drink Guinness or anything else
until it becomes a sick-pack. I choose rather to believe that a better
way is to join Patrick on the Hill of Slane, at least in imagination, as
he kindles the Light of Christ among my druidic ancestors, and to mark the
day and every day with the same loving care that Patrick showered on those
druids. I invite you, your imagination, and your commitment to join
Patrick and me in that way to make his day both a real holy day and a real
holiday. Your cooperation would be brilliant indeed. |